Cover for "Florida Man: A Collection of Hilariously True, Unbelievable Headlines That Could Only Happen in Florida," by Shawn D. Garner. Example headlines on the cover include, "Crack-Smoking Florida Man Drinks Capri Sun to Rehydrate During Police Chase," and, "Florida Man Rescued from Vending Machine". Bottom of cover says, "100 Headlines...All the classics...Featuring Florida Man, Superhero of the Sunshine State".

Florida Man: A Collection of Hilariously True, Unbelievable Headlines That Could Only Happen In Florida

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Caswell, Robert (Illustrator), Garner, Shawn D (Author)
With antics becoming more bizarre by the year, Florida Man has become one of social media's most self-deprecating and notorious caricatures of the Sunshine State. Whether calling 911 to report an empty bottle of vodka, stealing a Capri Sun to rehydrate during a police chase, or assaulting his boss with frozen hamburger patties, his reputation seems well deserved. Florida Man's outlandish behavior and knack for unintelligible decision making have knocked down the boundaries of criminality and typical human decency. For the first time, 100 of the most outrageous Florida Man news stories are available in a single collection. Take a journey with us into the darkest realms of delinquency; laugh out loud with friends as you browse the bizarre antics of America's most notorious citizen, Florida Man. Includes all the classics... "Florida Man Pocket-Dials 911 While Operating Meth Lab in Backyard Shed" "Florida Woman Shoots Self While Using Snapchat" "Wanted Florida Man Uses His Own Wanted Poster as Facebook Profile Picture" "Florida Man Sought in Theft of $300 Jenna Jameson Sex Doll" "Florida Man Shoots Self, Realizes it Three Days Later" "Florida Man Arrested for Dialing 911 When He Wanted Vodka" "Florida Man Throws Alligator Into Wendy's Drive-Thru Window" "Crack-Smoking Florida Man Drinks Capri Sun to Rehydrate During Police Chase" And many more!